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sung: I want Hanbei and Kenshin to have a fierce off
riffrain: OMG
riffrain: THE SCREEN
riffrain: WOULD EXPLODE
sung: IN FIERCENESS
sung: AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS
riffrain: also, I thought about it
riffrain: Kenshin wins
sung: yes, very probably
sung: since he's also a bamf
sung: and I think Hanbei is this-season only
sung: since he's only in the second game
riffrain: exactly
riffrain: And Kenshin was here first
riffrain: I almost said "here fierce"
riffrain: the winner is that obvious
sung: plus, he has the self confidence to wear a pillow on his neck and cloth elf ears
riffrain: AND rock it
riffrain: he rocks it so hard his whole army is like
riffrain: damn girl
riffrain: gimme dat
sung: EXACTLY
sung: I mean
sung: Hanbei's got a thong on his face and pink lipstick
sung: it's daring, but it's not THAT daring
riffrain: and his lipstick isn't that eyecatching!!
riffrain: And Kenshin has pretty eyelashes
sung: Kenshin has INSANE eyelashes
sung: Hanbei could work the more subtle and classy fashion scene. but he won't make waves
sung: he isn't a natural trendsetter like Kenshin
riffrain: exactly!
riffrain: And purple is such a predictable color for pale people
riffrain: Kenshin rocks blue